Contents

PART ONE - A.D. 3017 - THE CRAZY EDDIE PROBE. 5

1 Command. 6

2 The Passengers. 13

3 Dinner Party. 20

4 Priority OC.. 24

5 The Face of God. 29

6 The Light Sail 34

7 The Crazy Eddie Probe. 43

8 The Alien. 47

9 His Highness Has Decided. 51

10 The Planet Killer 55

11 The Church of Him.. 58

12 Descent into Hell 62

PART TWO - THE CRAZY EDDIE POINT. 69

13 Look Around You. 70

14 The Engineer 76

15 Work. 83

16 Idiot Savant 86

17 Mr. Crawford’s Eviction. 92

18 The Stone Beehive. 99

19 Channel Two’s Popularity. 106

20 Night Watch. 110

21 The Ambassadors. 118

22 Word Games. 127

23 Eliza Crossing the Ice. 136

24 Brownies. 142

25 The Captain’s Motie. 149

PART THREE - MEET CRAZY EDDIE. 156

26 Mote Prime. 157

27 The Guided Tour 166

28 Kaffee Klatsch. 176

29 Watchmakers. 182

30 Nightmare. 187

31 Defeat 191

32 Lenin. 201

33 Planetfall 205

34 Trespassers. 210

35 Run Rabbit Run. 214

36 Judgment 223

37 History Lesson. 228

38 Final Solution. 236

PART FOUR - CRAZY EDDIE’S ANSWER.. 241

39 Departure. 242

40 Farewell 246

41 Gift Ship. 251

42 A Bag of Broken Glass. 256

43 Trader’s Lament 258

44 Council of War 260

45 The Crazy Eddie Jump. 266

46 Personal and Urgent 271

47 Homeward Bound. 278

48 Civilian. 282

49 Parades. 290

50 The Art of Negotiation. 298

51After the Ball Is Over 304

52 Options. 311

53 The Djinn. 320

54 Out of the Bottle. 326

55 Renner’s Hole Card. 330

56 Last Hope. 335

57 All the Skills of Treason. 340

 

Prologue

“Throughout the past thousand years of history it has been traditional to regard the Alderson Drive as an unmixed blessing. Without the faster than light travel Alderson’s discoveries made possible, humanity would have been trapped in the tiny prison of the Solar System when the Great Patriotic Wars destroyed the CoDominium on Earth. Instead, we had already settled more than two hundred worlds.

“A blessing, yes. We might now be extinct were it not for the Alderson Drive. But unmixed? Consider. The same tramline effect that colonized the stars, the same interstellar contacts that allowed the formation of the First Empire, allow interstellar war. The worlds wrecked in two hundred years of Secession Wars were both settled and destroyed by ships using the Alderson Drive.

“Because of the Alderson Drive we need never consider the space between the stars. Because we can shunt between stellar systems in zero time, our ships and ships’ drives need cover only interplanetary distances. We say that the Second Empire of Man rules two hundred worlds and all the space between, over fifteen million cubic parsecs.

“Consider the true picture. Think of myriads of tiny bubbles, very sparsely scattered, rising through a vast black sea. We rule some of the bubbles. Of the waters we know nothing. .

-from a speech delivered by Dr. Anthony Horvath at the Blaine Institute, A.D. 3029.